Everyone remembers their first time! Mine–October 2012.

This year the 51st Anniversary Bouchercon is being held Virtually, October 16 – 17, 2020 from Sacramento California. So I’m breaking my once-monthly blog rule to share my first time with you…

The fall of 2012, I attended my first Bouchercon (famed world mystery convention.) I was ecstatic it was being held in my hometown of Cleveland, Ohio and the list of attendees and guests of honor was (here it comes)–“to die for!” Toastmaster, John Connolly; Distinguished Contribution to the Genre, Robin Cook; Lifetime Achievement, Mary Higgins Clark; Hometown Host, Les Roberts; Fan Guest of Honor, Dorris Ann Norris and an author born in Warren, Ohio, who I was particularly anxious to meet, Elizabeth George, American Guest of Honor! There were other seedy characters walking the corridors. I passed a gentleman in the hall and got a nod from Lee Child, author of the Jack Reacher stories. And I spotted Cara Black, creator of Parisian sleuth Aimee Leduc, down another corridor. Too many great authors and guests to mention here…it was overwhelming!

But I was also on a mission. I knew that Author Elizabeth George, creator of the Scotland Yard Inspector Lynley Mysteries, hailed from Warren, Ohio—same place as Author Earl Derr Biggers, creator of Chinese-Hawaiian Detective Charlie Chan. And like the Chan mysteries, her famed Inspector Lynley novels are recognized around the globe and published in some 30 languages. So I, being an active participant on The Charlie Chan Family Home website, was duty bound to meet her and draw out her thoughts on being from the same town as Biggers! Did his novels in any way influence her becoming a mystery writer? How did she feel about the author, his creation and how did she perceive the literary sleuth in today’s politically correct environment? Did she think there was a chance of a return or reinvention of Biggers’ mostly forgotten detective? Surely, I would be the only person to bring up the topic. And quite possibly she might invite me for a coffee or drink at the hotel lounge to continue the discussion in more detail! I would report back on our discussion to the Chan Family Home Webmaster Rush Glick, who would make it a permanent entry in The Study link on his website.

Readied–I timed my approach to happen during the book signing event hosted the third or fourth day. Ms. George was seated along with other famous authors behind rows of tables. The line (as you can image) was long and understandable so! The Inspector Lynley series was made into a popular BBC Television series, shown often on PBS and other stations. I lingered as long as possible to position myself last in-line. The book signings were winding down, but that was alright. I knew when my turn came and I spoke, “Hello, Ms. George. I understand you are originally from Warren, Ohio, same hometown as Author Earl Derr Biggers,” she would immediately perk up. Any exhaustion from greeting fans and answering the same questions over-and-over would completely evaporate. She would look up at me startled and with awe say, “Why you’re the first person to ever mention that!”

Only a few people left in front of me. The room was starting to empty, but my turn was coming. Then the moment arrived! There I was standing in front of this great author and Chan hometown alumni with book in hand. She spoke, “Hello. Thank you for buying my book, how would you like me to sign it.” “Lou Armagno, a pleasure” I said. “Well, I haven’t yet read them all so please put whatever you deem appropriate.” She smiled and said “alright.” Then, she signed it, “To Lou, your job is to read them all,” and handed it back. I replied, “Thank you. I understand you are originally from the same hometown as Author Earl Derr Biggers, Warren, Ohio.” She looked at me, tilted her head and replied, “Really, I don’t recognize the name.” I was speechless. I froze. She looked at me expectantly and I realized I had to speak. “He’s the creator of Charlie Chan,” I said. She replied, “Who?” “You know” I followed. “The Chinese-Hawaiian Detective who spoke aphorisms?” She replied, “Oh yes. I seem to remember seeing one or two of those movies growing up. Who did you say was the author? I did not know he was from Warren.”

So, with deflated ego in tow I slumped out of the book signing room. There was no follow-on meeting in the lounge later. And I had no grandiose story for the Charlie Chan Family Home Study. Later, I learned from her website that Ms. George is not a big reader of crime novels or mysteries. And should she pick one up it’s usually true crime. Still, I did find solace in knowing she had seen some of the Chan movies. And the rest of the convention events more than made up for my shattered dreams of that rendezvous. 

I did have a drink in the lobby lounge, though. And there I had an opportunity to chat with renowned Sherlock Holmes expert Mr. Leslie S. Klinger, author of the Annotated Sherlock Holmes series and subject matter consult on the more recent Sherlock Holmes films featuring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Mr. Clinger recently analyzed the first Chan novel The House Without a Key (1925) in his release Classic American Crime Fiction of the 1920s (2018.) I remember our encounter well. He was walking through the bar looking around and stopped near my table. I introduced myself, commented on his work and mentioned I was a big Charlie Chan fan and asked if he was familiar with the detective? He looked at me and said, “Hello Lou. I’m sorry, but I’m looking for someone I really need to speak with. Nice meeting you” and left.

All-in-all, for me the event can be summarized as “Close Encounters of the Literary Kind!” Still, it was a treat to meet the other world-class mystery author from Warren, Ohio. There was another interesting moment. Seconds before he was called up to speak to 300 attendees, I proudly handed Cleveland Author Les Roberts my Man from U.N.C.L.E. membership card (he was a scriptwriter for the show.) But in hindsight, it’s probably best to skip that one. Maybe next time, when things do finally return to normal, I’ll follow Charlie Chan’s advice in Behind that Curtain (1928), “Every frog ought to stick to its own pond.”

HAPPY 51th Anniversary to BOUCHERCON (1970-2020)!